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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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