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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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