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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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