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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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