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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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