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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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