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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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