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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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