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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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