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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Poppy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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