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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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