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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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