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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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