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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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