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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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