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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Weasley eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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