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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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