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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Akira eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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