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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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