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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Trotsky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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