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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hermoine eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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