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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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