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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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