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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bob eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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