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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rex eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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