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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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