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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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