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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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