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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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