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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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