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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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