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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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