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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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