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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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