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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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