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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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