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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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