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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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