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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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