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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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