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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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