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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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