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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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