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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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