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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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