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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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