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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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