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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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