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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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