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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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