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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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