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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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