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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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