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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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