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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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