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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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