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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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