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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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