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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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