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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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