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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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