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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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