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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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