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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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