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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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