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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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