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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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