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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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